Sometimes, even the best-laid plans go awry. Condoms may fail, but not always in the way one might expect. I have always harbored a desire to defile my nether regions with my own excrement, and today was meant to be the day I realized that particular fantasy. However, it seems that some fecal matter is simply too voluminous for even a Trojan Magnum to contain. Half of the monstrous turd manages to squeeze into the condom, while the other half plops unceremoniously onto the floor in a filthy heap. Witness as the prodigious log is bisected lengthwise by the latex sheath – a truly awe-inspiring sight!
I labor tirelessly to cram my warm, steaming feces into my tight, inviting orifice, but not before I bestow a tender, sensual blowjob upon my excremental phallus. I suck, lick, and tease the foul-smelling monstrosity, attempting to force it down my throat. If I derive this much pleasure from failure, just imagine the heights of ecstasy I will reach when I finally achieve success! For now, revel in my dirty experimentation and the delightful visual of a condom-clad shit sausage.