Shitty dildo

It all began when I stumbled across a peculiar item while browsing the internet: a shitty dildo. It was soft, but the perfect size for me. I just had to have it. Before I knew it, I had already ordered it and was eagerly awaiting its arrival.

When it finally arrived, I couldn’t wait to try it out. I quickly opened the package and inspected the dildo in my hands. It was an odd sight, with its soft poop-like texture and the slight smell of feces emanating from it. But I was determined to make the most of this toy, so I quickly got to work.

I started by covering the dildo in a condom, just to make sure it was safe and sanitary. Then I lubed it up and inserted it into my body. It felt amazing. The shape of the dildo was perfect for hitting all the right spots. I moaned in pleasure as I moved it in and out of my body.

But I wasn’t done yet. I still wanted to explore the possibilities of scat sex, so I took the dildo out and grabbed a butt plug. I smeared my poop onto the butt plug before inserting it into my anus. The sensation was incredible – I could feel the poop inside me, and it was driving me wild.

Finally, I took the dildo and smeared the poop onto my pussy. That was it. I couldn’t take it anymore. I started to thrust the dildo into my pussy while rubbing the poop onto my clitoris. It was too much – I could feel the pleasure coursing through my body as I reached my climax.

My shitty dildo had satisfied me in ways I never imagined. I had experienced a unique type of pleasure and was now a fan of scat sex. I couldn’t believe how much of a turn-on it was. I was now hooked on this peculiar toy and eager to explore it further. Who knew that poop could be so pleasurable?